DoogieMD5: yo
Auto response from KixiEChiC: I'm
banging my head against the wall
right now... sorry for the
inconvenient timing.
DoogieMD5: dammit
DoogieMD5: what did i tell you about banging
your head against a wall?
KixiEChiC: dont do it unless i'm video-taping?
DoogieMD5: yeah
DoogieMD5: sup?
KixiEChiC: nothing much you?
DoogieMD5: dude, i watched idle hands last
night, that was freakin weird
KixiEChiC: woohoo, that movie was stupid in a
funny way though
KixiEChiC: mmm seth green
DoogieMD5: yeah, seth green, w/ a beer bottle
stuck to his forehead
KixiEChiC: haha
DoogieMD5: dude, the funniest thing, when he
got it stuck on something in a vent
KixiEChiC: i dont really remember
KixiEChiC: hey brb
DoogieMD5: ah, damn, him and the headless
dude, were crawling through the vent, and there
was an uneven part in the top of it, and the bottle
got stuck
DoogieMD5: ok
KixiEChiC: yeah, i sorta remember, i remmeber
offspring palying that was cool.
DoogieMD5: yeah, dude, that was awsome,
cept, dexter got his forehead ripped off, that
sucked
KixiEChiC: haha oh yeah
DoogieMD5: but, they were doing niice 80's
music
DoogieMD5: i liked that
KixiEChiC: thats cool
DoogieMD5: so, sup with you eh?
DoogieMD5: how's the bag holding up?
DoogieMD5: hahahha, damn, you will never
fucking guess who i saw today
KixiEChiC: who'd you see?
KixiEChiC: nothing's up w/ me
KixiEChiC: the bag is cool- well one of the
button backs came off.
DoogieMD5: oh fuck, take a hammer to it
DoogieMD5: just guess
KixiEChiC: yeah i will... asa?
KixiEChiC: i'll figure out something
DoogieMD5: no
DoogieMD5: better
KixiEChiC: tim??
DoogieMD5: much much much better
KixiEChiC: who the fuck...
DoogieMD5: better than him
KixiEChiC: jeremy?
DoogieMD5: it was 2 guys too
KixiEChiC: WHO?!
DoogieMD5: no, go older
KixiEChiC: older???
DoogieMD5: hotter
KixiEChiC: lol who?!?!
DoogieMD5: better shape
DoogieMD5: 2 guys
KixiEChiC: mark?!
KixiEChiC: and tommy?
KixiEChiC: hahaha
DoogieMD5: lol, dude, i wish
KixiEChiC: that'd be cool.
DoogieMD5: in person yo!
KixiEChiC: um... lemme think
KixiEChiC: older? who the hell....
KixiEChiC: how much older?
DoogieMD5: humm, lemme think
DoogieMD5: if this were january, you couldn't
stop thinkin bout these guys
KixiEChiC: january???
KixiEChiC: i'm still thinking asa...
DoogieMD5: nothing at al to do w/ music or
school, or downtown
KixiEChiC: are they famous or something???
DoogieMD5: so, think bout, snow, and ice
KixiEChiC: OH MOTHERFucking!!!!!!!!!!
KixiEChiC: krzsyztoff and matt?!?!?!?!??!
KixiEChiC: ohmigod!!!!!!!!
KixiEChiC: was it one of them!??!?!!?!
KixiEChiC: tell me!!!!!!!
DoogieMD5: dude, you hit the nail on the head
yo
DoogieMD5: try both
KixiEChiC:
OHMIGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
KixiEChiC: how!??!?!? where??!?!?!
KixiEChiC: just them?!?!?!
KixiEChiC: for the love of freaking god, TELL
ME EVERYTHING
DoogieMD5: lol
DoogieMD5: they work at the statler
DoogieMD5: like, they're the dudes who park
your cars and shit
KixiEChiC: no fucking way?! that's where matt
worked last year i think
DoogieMD5: , but krystoff was being mad nice
to my family (my dad was there)
KixiEChiC:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
KixiEChiC: why were you there?
DoogieMD5: we went there for julies b-day
DoogieMD5: to have dinner
KixiEChiC: ohhhhhhhhh jeeeez
KixiEChiC: awwwww did they look cute, oh i
bet they did... dammit, i'm so jealous.
awwwwwww
KixiEChiC: krzysztof is so adorable
DoogieMD5: matt looked like usual, kryustoff
is cute, damn
KixiEChiC: awwwww i cant wait til next winter
and i get to make a new hockey page and
everything... they're so damn cute.
DoogieMD5: lol, hell yes
KixiEChiC: niice yo... niiice... damnnnnn
DoogieMD5: lol, dude, that took you too long
to guess, you haven't been thinkin enough bout
kryztof lattetly
KixiEChiC: seriously, i never would've guessed
if you hadn't said "ice"
KixiEChiC: it's not the season for krzysztof
KixiEChiC: damn i wanna see them just
chilling together at the mall or something, i'd
flip.
DoogieMD5: lol, yeah, they're definitly round
town
DoogieMD5: but dude, those 2 are always
doing stuff togetther, it's weird
KixiEChiC: it's cute... oh so damn cute.
KixiEChiC: mmmm
DoogieMD5: mmmm, that's rriightt
KixiEChiC: awww dude, i'm gonna like go look
though all my hockey shit now!
DoogieMD5: lol, that's good, refresh that
memory
KixiEChiC: aww i still remmeber him giving
his stick to that lil boy, i wanted to cry!!!!!
KixiEChiC: krystof is totally cool. such a nice
guy
DoogieMD5: yes, totally
KixiEChiC: okay calm down... breathe...
emotions are running high now lol
DoogieMD5: lol, dude that's funny
KixiEChiC: :c) damn ya know what sucks
though?
DoogieMD5: whatt?
KixiEChiC: where i hit ymself in the face, it
hurts if i move my eyebrow and the part in
between my eyes is all red and swollen like. very
suck ass.
DoogieMD5: lol, ice pack deary
KixiEChiC: lol i never thought of that.
DoogieMD5: seriously????
DoogieMD5: dumb ass, first thing you do!!!
KixiEChiC: i'll touch it with my hands every
now and then, my hands are pretty cold.
seriously, it never occured to me to do that.
KixiEChiC: lol
DoogieMD5: somethting hurts, and it's gonna
bruise, put ice on it
KixiEChiC: good thought.
DoogieMD5: maybe i'll put that in my guide to
life
KixiEChiC: hehe .... guide to life?
DoogieMD5: yeah, it's specially for you
DoogieMD5: j/k
KixiEChiC: lol thanks.
KixiEChiC: moe's lil book on life
DoogieMD5: exactly
KixiEChiC: #1- if it will bruise.. ice it.
KixiEChiC: #2- visit hotels often.
KixiEChiC: hehe
DoogieMD5: things like, avoid hitting yourrself
with your tennis racket, you swing it really hard,
and if you have no control, it hurts like hell
DoogieMD5: #3 watch tennis, whenever
possible
DoogieMD5: #4 always trade agassi tickets for
philippoussis tickets
KixiEChiC: HAHAHA
KixiEChiC: #5 two words- jedi mind tricks.
KixiEChiC: #6 learn to count.
DoogieMD5: lol, dammit!
KixiEChiC: haha
DoogieMD5: #7-----don't bull shit, cept to
stupid people
KixiEChiC: hell yes!
DoogieMD5: like brian
KixiEChiC: oh yeah!
DoogieMD5: #8 to go along w/ #5 when you
encounter jedi mind tricks, don't run, kick the
jedier at his own game
KixiEChiC: hell yes!!!!
KixiEChiC: jedi-er
KixiEChiC: ha
DoogieMD5: yes!
DoogieMD5: lol, i'm kickin ass tonight
KixiEChiC: why?
DoogieMD5: just feel like it
KixiEChiC: yeah i will. this is kinda cool
actually.
DoogieMD5: i made up a story of what i did
yestterday, it was cool
KixiEChiC: really? and how did it go...?
DoogieMD5: basically, i hopped in a car with 5
other people, drove up to toronto, won 5 tickets
to a 3dd and goldfinger concert, then saw
something strange at niagra falls
DoogieMD5: it was thousands of actual lights,
goin over the falls
KixiEChiC: wait.. you didn't do any of that...?
DoogieMD5: no
DoogieMD5: made it up
KixiEChiC: ohh, i was like what the hell?!?! i
like the 3dd and goldfinger part.
KixiEChiC: the niagra must have looked
awesome though
DoogieMD5: yeah, dude, i's be cool as hell
KixiEChiC: definitly
DoogieMD5: oh, then, the day before that, me
and jake went sky diving, and i learned how to
play the bass
KixiEChiC: niice. i definitly like that.
KixiEChiC: is life so boring, that you must
make up stories?
DoogieMD5: yeah, i decided to
DoogieMD5: why not
KixiEChiC: i dunno
KixiEChiC: sounds like a good way to spend
your time actually
DoogieMD5: i gotta use my imagination more,
so i'm workin it
KixiEChiC: sounds good.
DoogieMD5: ok, rule #9, if life sucks, make up
stories
KixiEChiC: rephrase: #9 if life sucks, make
up a new one until it gets better
DoogieMD5: cool
KixiEChiC: #10 learn to play an electric
instrument
DoogieMD5: #11 learn to play well, and don't
play punk, cause it doesn't sound good, not
aesthetically pleasing
KixiEChiC: true dat
DoogieMD5: hell yes
KixiEChiC: #12 - fuck those that fuck you.
*meant in a completely unsexaul manner*
DoogieMD5: oh hell yes, i lesson i learned when
i was young
KixiEChiC: same here, same here
DoogieMD5: #13, although it's cliche, always
get the last word, it's always gonna be worth it
KixiEChiC: cliche but necesarry.
DoogieMD5: yes, deff
KixiEChiC: hmm... #14-- krzysztof.
KixiEChiC: that's it. that's number 14,
KixiEChiC: hahaah
DoogieMD5: YES!
DoogieMD5: totally
KixiEChiC: thought that was a good one.
DoogieMD5: YES!
KixiEChiC: lol
DoogieMD5: #15 inspired by heather, always
practice your fake orgasm noises in as many
public places as possible, to get used to your
own groans
KixiEChiC: HAHA hell yeah! that's what i'm
talking about!
DoogieMD5: yep, as usual
KixiEChiC: dude we should make this convo
into a freaking book. people are so crazed by the
internet they'll love the fact that it's just a normal
AIM convo. and plus
KixiEChiC: it's gving them life long lessons that
they can learn w/o having to experience. pure
genius i say.
DoogieMD5: #16 to all the pimps, pimp hard,
and always take care of your hos make sure they
never get hurt
DoogieMD5: yes, it is
KixiEChiC: that's rite- #17 your ho gets hurt.
you're stripped of any pimp advantages and the
title of mack daddy pimp
DoogieMD5: lol, good
KixiEChiC: thank ya
DoogieMD5: #18 horny guys are good, guys
that don't masturbate are bad
DoogieMD5: side note guys that say they
wanna cuddle, bad
KixiEChiC: haha #19- guys, go for the loving.
cuz if your girl aint gettin it from you, she's gonna get it
somewhere else!
KixiEChiC: hehee cuddling just isn't gonna fulfill a
girls needs.
DoogieMD5: HELL NO!
DoogieMD5: maybe if she's a really pissy bitch,
yeah
KixiEChiC: haha too fucking funny
DoogieMD5: yes yes yes
DoogieMD5: #20 respect girls that dont EVER
bitch bout their periods
KixiEChiC: damn rite! cuz if i can pms w/o you
knowing it, i'm a fucking god!
DoogieMD5: YES YES YES!
KixiEChiC: true dat
DoogieMD5: #21 don't respect girls w/ eating
disorders related to social status
KixiEChiC: eating disorders that aren't due to
social acceptance, are tolerated though...?
DoogieMD5: yeah, cause it's like, **** has
issues
KixiEChiC: okay, i have issues too. so okay, just
wanted to clear that.
DoogieMD5: yeah
KixiEChiC: hmm... #22 burn things whenever
necessary.
KixiEChiC: cuz fire is your friend.
DoogieMD5: yes yes yes
DoogieMD5: dude, how's this to get brian off
my back
KixiEChiC: ...
DoogieMD5: tell him, really elaboratly, that i'm
gay
KixiEChiC: HAHAHA i dunno, some guys go for
that, and wont back off. cuz they think they'll in
some way get a 3-some.
DoogieMD5: lol, no, i bettin that won't happen
KixiEChiC: didnt think so
DoogieMD5: but, i'm still gonna check it with
other guys
KixiEChiC: i figured as much.
KixiEChiC: anyone guy in particular?
DoogieMD5: i just asked mike
DoogieMD5: he said yeah, so i'm like, fuckin eh
KixiEChiC: said yeah about what?
DoogieMD5: a girl saying she's gay turning him
on to the thought of a 3 some
KixiEChiC: told ya so.
KixiEChiC: they don't get the fact that girls
being gay means... penis is a bad thing! it doesn't
mean, i like it both ways.
DoogieMD5: still best thing i've come up w/ yet
KixiEChiC: how about just saying- brian, leave
me the fuck alone. blocking your sorry ass!
SUCKER!
DoogieMD5: no, cause, heather, we have to
practice our jedi mind tricks!
KixiEChiC: ahhh yes. hell then in that case tell
him you want a 3-way. have him meet you
somewhere and show up with another guy!!
DoogieMD5: lol, good good
KixiEChiC: hehe that'd be evil. damn.
DoogieMD5: alright, i'm gonna get some kickin
ideas from this yo
KixiEChiC: lol
DoogieMD5: brb
KixiEChiC: kkk
KixiEChiC: fuck, that doesn't look good.
DoogieMD5: no
KixiEChiC: know how sometime you just hold
down letters for emphasis, well that's what i was
doing.
DoogieMD5: it's ok
KixiEChiC: yeah... crap, that's not gonna look
good in the book. lol
DoogieMD5: #22 rascism is bad
KixiEChiC: #22 rascism is bad and unnessecary
at a time like this
DoogieMD5: yes
DoogieMD5: side note, it's goes any way now
a day too, it's a shame man
DoogieMD5: but, in the work place, it shouldn't
be an issue anymore, cause everybody is equally
qualified
KixiEChiC: yeah definitly.
DoogieMD5: damn, we're full of good ideas
tonight
KixiEChiC: seriously. i've been so deprived of
human contact that it's good now.
DoogieMD5: lol, poor baby
KixiEChiC: haha damn him. not giving any loving.
DoogieMD5: dude, he's gay
DoogieMD5: #23 if you think you're gay, don't
lead innocent girls on
KixiEChiC: HAHAHAHAHA
KixiEChiC: holy shit, that's fucking good!!!!
DoogieMD5: yep, it's perfect
DoogieMD5: good good!
KixiEChiC: i gotta bail though.
KixiEChiC: lol
DoogieMD5: #24
DoogieMD5: dude, i just had it
DoogieMD5: hang on
KixiEChiC: okay.. hurry..
DoogieMD5: any girl, should respect 1 guy, for
their abilities to be stronger than you are, both
mentally and physically
KixiEChiC: #24? okay cool.
KixiEChiC: like have a guy as a role model? or
respect meaning- like a guy b/c...
DoogieMD5: respect, as in role model, and if
liking them comes along, then they might be
worth it
DoogieMD5: #25 guys who have more girl
bitch qualitties than you are bad
KixiEChiC: haha niice yo niice. all rite. 25 is a
good place to stop for now.
KixiEChiC: i will talk to you later. oh brilliant
and wise one.
DoogieMD5: yo, coolio
DoogieMD5: have a good night
KixiEChiC: yeah, sleeping will be loads of fun.
lol nite